Oh, the places you'll go! There is fun to be done!

Like most little kids, Kenneth can't wait till he is a "big person". No one has yet informed him that growing up is highly over-rated. So, this morning he rattled off a list of things he intends to do once he joins the Big People Club:

1. Drive your car (I can only assume he means his dad's car when he says "your")
2. Go to the office
3. Make money (Its all my fault that he is so materialistic. He once asked me what I do at the office and the obvious answer was simply "make mullah, kiddo".)
4. Shop at the supermarket by himself
5. Use the computer whenever he wants
6. And the number 1 thing to do when grown-up: drink juice straight from the bottle.